Ready to Rumble with Bird & Bard

Join your favorite bard, Quorac the Bard, and not-that-kind-of-doctor Scorpion the Bird on their journey into the best of the worst on Rumble.

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Episodes

Wednesday Dec 10, 2025

Remember, there is no worst, only worse. WARNING: mucho child abuse in this one. Doctor's orders: take care, look after yourself. 

Thursday Nov 20, 2025

Ozzy, Hulk and Charlie finally get laid to rest, with all of the pomp and circumstance the right can muster. Which is to say, it's gaudy and classless as f*ck. 

Tuesday Oct 28, 2025

Yeah, it's confusing, and yeah, there are more post colonics than a proctologist's clinic, and yeah, it's a title clunkier than a Star Wars re-release. But in life and in death, Charlie Kirk was a terrible human surrounded by terrible humans.

Saturday Sep 27, 2025

We know, it's confusing. We're confused as well. And bemused with the news on Charlie Kirk. We interrupt our regularly scheduled broadcast to bring you this two-parter INSIDE of a two-part episode!

Wednesday Sep 10, 2025

Imagine seeing Hulk Hogan and Ozzy Osbourne pass and decide that a roided-out wrestler is worth more deference than the literal Prince of Darkness. As always, Doc Scorpion brings the receipts on our latest LIVE show! 

Wednesday Jul 16, 2025

He's back! And even dumber than before!

Tuesday Jun 10, 2025

Join Doc Scorpion and I on my time as an undercover right-wing shithead, where I discuss what "Woke" means with Rumble podcaster Teddy Daniels. Spoiler alert: it gets REAL stupid. 

Saturday May 24, 2025

Buckle your Bible Belts, kids. We found a legitimate woman on Rumble!

Thursday Mar 27, 2025

Meet JP Sears. Then do everything you can to erase that memory. 

Episode 3: Stew-Pendous!

Wednesday Mar 19, 2025

Wednesday Mar 19, 2025

Welcome to the Stew Peters Network. Vomit bags are available for your convenience next to the exit. 

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